“I tried, I tried. Lord knows I tried!” And I will keep trying...to get out there and get in shape. Lately it’s been difficult for me. It’s been raining and very crappy outside. I have been getting up early and doing stretches and crunches. After that I would normally do a brisk walk for a couple of miles but I’m not walking out there with all that rain! As I have stated before I can’t afford to get sick. So I find myself waiting for better weather. I’m still waiting!

I’m working on the diet now. I went to the grocery store and bought a TON of fresh vegetables! Yup, I’m going to be fixin’ up some goodies now! Well, my intention is to fix up some healthy helpings but history is a good measure of reality. In the past my good intentions have turned into premature donations to the compost heap in my friend Kevin’s backyard. That reminds me. Check out some of Kevin’s work here. So I pray to the god of employment and 32 inch waists. “Dear god of employment and 32 inch waists (this god is one and the same) please grant me both. Your devoted follower, Pauly.”

Today is a new day. I am slowly putting my master plan into action. I got up nice and early and stretched out. I was going to go on a brisk walk this morning but it is just too crappy out there. It would be my luck to go out in that weather with the intention of getting healthy and catch pneumonia! I can’t afford the medical bills! I have decided to go to the grocery store and do my brisk walk through the aisles.

I had a pretty fun weekend. A dear friend of mine (who shall remain nameless) had a few of us over for brunch this weekend. We kind of noticed that the quiche she prepared was not as firm as it should be. Someone at the table asked if there were any eggs in the quiche. I think nameless girl tried to convince us that this dish didn’t require eggs. Wrong answer! It is not wise to try and cover up your mistakes with two queens at the table. ALWAYS own up to them unless you want a tongue lashing. Hmm… that sounds kinky! I won’t even tell you what was going on with the zucchini bread! But we all had fun and the food was still good. Go on nameless girl!